*feels something* oh no *hits dab pen, eats d8 gummy, pops a xanax, pours a glass of wine, snorts ketamine, smokes a cigarette, chugs robitussin, blends up a kratom smoothie, plugs an oxy, sublinguals valium, does 3 whippits, huffs void salts, takes a swig of skooma, eats daedra heart on pita with hummus*
my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we’re watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she’ll be like “that’s what he sounded like when he tried to kill me”
tending to someone’s injuries is literally a first date. you’ve got the wine (for disinfecting open wounds) the candles (for cauterizing open wounds) and the physical intimacy of touching another person’s bare flesh. what more could you ask for.
Painkillers.
why do you hate romance
empathy is a tool. it’s up to you to use it or not, depending on the situation. TIP: you do not have to extend this tool to people who make the world a more dangerous, horrible place and who will never, ever, ever change. unrestrained empathy can be just as dangerous as a lack of it
not everyone believes in a Sky Guy who will punish the evil after death and give you-in-particular an awesome eternal reward, chump
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
Oh wrong post
No stay in this space with me
Petition to change Carmen Anthony Berzatto’s little Italian ass’s nickname from Carmy to Carmesan
Like the cheese
i’m just trying to live my life, then my brain:
“You make me better at this.”
“ I wouldn’t even wanna to do it without you.”
“ What If I completely melt, what If I fail?
I won’t let you.”
“You deserve my full focus.”
“You’re not alone, Syd.
Neither are you.”
Love being in my late twenties bc when my mother calls me at an inconvenient time while I’m also cranky I can answer the phone and just like, say that
More fairies🌹🌼
[ID: Two pencil illustration. The first drawing shows a creature from the thighs up, their body is green and covered in thorns, their head is a rose flower with a grinning face inside. A rose on a stem with a leave grows from between their legs where the genitals would be. The second drawing shows a similar creature. Their body is green, there are leaves and flower buds growing from several places. They are kneeling. They have a round, light brown face with pointed ears, red cheeks and short, dark bangs. There are yellow petals around their face, so that their head acts as the middle of a flower. End ID]
Good turt
I’m gonna need more Tina/Syd content in S3 of the bear tbh. The potential for a pseudo mother-daughter relationship but more equal in power where they’re both proud of each other and learn from each other? I could combust from love








